Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
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