I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
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