There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
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