Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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