we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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