can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
My balls are so social today.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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