i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I'm sobbing to NWA
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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