just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
