i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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