Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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