just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
