That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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