we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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