You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
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