Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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