woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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