Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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