So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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