Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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