Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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