Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
well you can't waste a boner
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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