hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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