Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
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