remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
time to smoke my breakfast
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
I have tasted many bathrooms
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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