i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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