the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
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