I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Someone shattered a urinal.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
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