he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I got chris browned last night
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
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