ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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