It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
oh god the rape fog is back!
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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