Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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