Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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