Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Randomize
