i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
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