Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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