Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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