out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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