There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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