I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
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