I didn't shave. On purpose
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
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