I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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