Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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