Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
