Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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