Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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