this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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