We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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