i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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