Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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