You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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