Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
kristin has been a bad kristin
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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