Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
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