If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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