I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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