we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
